Positive Voyagers Pillows

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

The fate of the emigrant

"Tunnel of love"

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"Yipeee!"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

If poets wrote road signs.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Bike Rides

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

1986 is my year

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

Stop, Walk, Love

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

"Smile!"

Last day of school.

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'I think we'll prescribe daily hugs, mutual pats on the back and an hourly rendition of 'Oh what a beautiful morning...'.'

'Due to network constraints, our 5 year mission has been reduced to 13 weeks, with a possible renewal.'

Seaside Selfie Stick

"You need to stop being so negative about yourself. It's not good for your self esteem, and quite frankly, it makes you sound like a big loser."

'Well, I don't care WHAT you say - it's the biggest hotel pool I've ever seen!'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"

"So you mean to tell me that we drove for six days cross-country in a cramped hot car just to see some big letters?"

Wilderness Vacation Package - Economy Plan

John Keats.

'Leave well enough alone. Don't rock the boat!'