Positive Vibes Promoter Gifts

Vacuuming Up the Mood

Be friendly.

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The Death of the Blues

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The Three Kinds of People

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Try not to worry.

Happy Days are here again

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Relax. I just wanted to tell you that you're doing a good job."

Smiley Victory Fingers

'Ever just feel it's going to be a great day?'

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

'I'm no good at push ups.'

Good Luck

'Hey, what's up? You're wearing your Friday face and it's only Tuesday.'

Stop, Walk, Love

Saline Dion.

'If you could get your weight to just shift a tad bit lower you'd be all set.'

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

'At least it's a dry heat'

Slim Shadow

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

I suggest you get rid of that paunch! It's not a paunch, it's a big double chin!

'Doctor, I think they switched my results - this letter I received says I have dense breasts, but wouldn't that mean they'd be perkier - at least above my belly button?'

'My therapist says I'm not a pig. I have an eating disorder.'

The Optimist and the Pessimist.