Positive Vibes Advocate Pillows

"I'm a Rhy-YES!"

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Critisize your weight.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

The Death of the Blues

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

The Three Kinds of People

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Aging Problems

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

Fat fairy

Girl's weight issues.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Irregulars

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

Mankini - One size fits all.