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'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

"I'm here for the hair."

Responsibility and duties

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Support groups for car repairs.

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"My special power is supervision."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

Doctor to smiling patient: 'Good news. Your attitude check came back positive.'

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Optimism is extremely contagious.

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

'I just feel so used all the time.'

Client-centered Therapy.

"Depressed and anxious by time flying past? Be positive, think how much faster it would go if you were enjoying yourself."

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"Take my advice, Roberts, and hide your light under a bushel."

"I have a coaching session with my supervisor."

'Never put off till tomorrow what you can delegate today.'