Positive Mantra Maker Mugs

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

"So...what's the most important thing about working at Auto y Rod Inc.?"

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"Psst! I got mantras. You need a mantra? Mantras right here..."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'I can't believe they're using my mantra to sell beer.'

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

' ... Ohm ... Ohm ... Ohm ...'

"Is something bothering you?"

"When you've finished your affirmations, dear, don't forget to put your trousers on."

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Chicken Affirmations

Dial-A-Prayer and Dial-A-Mantra

'Look, think positively, it's not that bad being a Lab-Rat: It beats living in a sewer most days...'

"What I'll miss most is his indefatigable optimism."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Buy Low and Sell High Gurus

'I used to take life one day at a time. Now I take it one crisis at a time.'

Shape up

'Mismatched Mantras'

"N-n-n-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ok, girls...we need to get the Ekert back down to reasonable size before it destroys out house...so no more TV, radio, or any other negative energy...'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

"Oom..."

"That's my new mantra. . . 'woulda coulda shoulda'?"

"Negative Thinking."

"You chant for inner peace. I'm chanting for a development deal."