Positive Communicator T-Shirts

Feedback doesn't need to be negative.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Woman on the phone.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

You May Bang Your Head Here/You May Talk To Here.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Communication

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

I'm afraid nurse Wilcox can't have a supportive caring chat with you until she's had the appropriate training.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

"Oh, hello darling..."

'When you finally decided to communicate, neither of you said anything worth listening to?'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

I think I have too many apps.

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'