Poser With A Panache For Nature Prints

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Psychobabbling brook.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Roads with a view.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Pastrami in the wild

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"O.K., now I need a few shots of you looking concerned about the planet."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Quit moving"

Big RV Camping

'Do you know any other poses?'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

Roadie

"Rats, we have to move out: Looks like the Internet is down, the kids are coming out with a ball to play..."

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'