Portion Size Enthusiast Mugs

Some people get bigger burgers.

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

All-Day Breakfast

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I see the downsizing continues."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Now I wish we hadn't ordered all those appetizers."

"I've downsized."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"Please be advised that our new chef's policy is that you're not allowed to leave until you've finished all the food on your plate."

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

I told you we should have split a meal.

Go large or go home!

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Fake."

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'll pay double for half as much.'

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

"Who had the Lumberjack fruit cup?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

Actually, it's healthier to eat smaller meals more often throughout the day.

"It's not just compared to the table, damn it. This is a small portion."

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

The Dinner Builiding

'The food is disgusting.' 'And such small portions.'

Brownie Size/Okay to Eat

'What do you mean, microbiotic?' 'Very small portions.'

'here comes that funny little woman and her big husband!'

"Did in everyone! There's enough for us all to share!"

'A good rule of thumb is never to eat anything that won't fit into your microwave.'