Portfolio Risk-taker Pillows

Smutty Stocks for Smutty Times!

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Marco ..."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

On the brink.

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

End the Winter Blues

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

Breakthrough

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'