Portfolio Rebel Prints

"An up portfolio in a down market. A down portfolio in an up market. You are a true contrarian, Ms. Dunkel."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Management Speak - reading between the lines: "This new role would involve some extra responsibilities." "He wants me too work twice as hard."

"I've worked for the company for 40 years..."

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

Bad Career Move

'There's talk of innovation out here. Winds of change are headed your way. Lock your door, pull the shades and hide under your desk.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."