Populist Mugs

"I could never vote for somebody who's never had to make his own liquor."

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Politically Correct Greeting Cards: Totally Blank

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

'I liked Ike...but, I've never liked anybody else!'

Violent Rhetoric

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'So maybe it is feel-good legislation- What's wrong with feeling good?'

2022 has arrived....

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

Lumpen Proletariat

Flights Out of Afghanistan

Popularist population.

"Let me guess - stout and bitter?"

'Here's another popsicle stick for ya, Doc.'

'I bring you my cat that got locked in the deep-freezer and you make jokes about popsicles."

"Hey! It says here that civilization as you know it has come to an end, but don't worry. Civilization as I know it is about to take over."

Trump Balloon

Cow Piercing.

"We've gotten the poll results. We've crunched the numbers. We've adjusted for margin of error. He's got to shoot more ducks."

Random sample.

"Bob believes that most of his deeply held opinions are the result of 'extensive research," but I sort of suspect they're just the result of prompts suggested by the Youtube algorithm."

Let your people go? - and mess up my whole affirmative action program?

'...And if elected, my foreign policy advisor will have a pronounceable name and speak with a Midwestern accent!'

Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.

Conservatives in Power Disappoint the Licensed Trade

"Okay fair is fair, you can help select judges - pick two."

Margaret took to market research work like a natural.

"I'm from Walker's incredibly cheap polling service with a possible error of plus or minus 100%."

'Why do you knock them back so quickly?' - 'I had one stolen once.'

"I'm still proud to be an American. Just not proud of all Americans."

Trump on Brexit

"I can't stop Lady Godiva, dear - She's outpolling me!"

Trump Indignant Elephant