Population Statistician Mugs

"Mrs. Walsh? Oh, good ... you’re still alive."

"He put his religion as lapsed Christian."

'Admit it - your name is going to be on more than one census form tonight, isn't it?'

The Jeopardy of Progress

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Fear/Knowledge

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Population rocket

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

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