Population Researcher Prints

The Problem with World Population Growth

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Population rocket

'Still no sign of life.'

COVID Road Map

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'Confounded biodiversity.'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

The hummingbird's hum.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

COP26

First and last day as census taker...

Aging population in Cuba

'Yes, as dodos, we can't fly, but if we could only learn to climb trees, we would be safe from predators...'

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

NOTE: As Dr Furshluggin (R.I.P.) proved, stroking a bears' belly doesn't stop his attack.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"What? You mean this old thing?"

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

Strainspotting

"It's not you—it's natural selection."

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'On the bright side - the larger the population, the more people there'll be to support your cause.'

'An alarming trend, folks, by 3000 AD all Americans will be retired or in prison.'

Rhino bird in the rain

Prairie computers

Monitoring the Air Quality