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'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

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'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Tina Turner

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

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"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

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'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Time Machine Collision.

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"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

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