Popper Extrordinaire Mugs

"We've successfully opened Pandora's box. We're still making our way through the bubble wrap."

I drive, therefore I am.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Thumbing a Lift.

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

Weather prediction is guesswork.

'More or less?'

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"I just always show up to everything!"

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Air catarrh.

"What A Party."

The Little Top.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

Colin was the life and sole of any party...

Post-Pandemic Party

Roughing it in the Great Outdoors.

Mort, sweetie, it's time for our lunch date. Can it wait? I'm in the middle of a rant. Why, that's no problem at all. In fact, I'd like to add something. But of course, my petunia. If I don't eat soon, Mort will never get another smooch! Who needs world order, really Another victory for Lip Gloss Diplomacy.

'It's that waitress I always leave big tips to.'

Getting older is....Getting involved in one upmanship over ailments and medications.

Impressive resume.

'... and, if I hear you popping a champagne cork, I'll be straight back.'

Man on desert island finds suitcase full of money.

"Too bad you didn't wake from uneasy dreams to find yourself transformed into a better pickleball player!"

"Hello, bubble wrap."

"Oh, you know the type: hyper-articulate, but 100% content-free!"

Feeling lucky?

'Its cost-benefit rate is low, and its risk-benefit rate is low, but its dirt-benefit rate is very, very high.'

Science Experiment.

Tips: iceberg, pyramid, service.