Popeye Fans Prints

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Nevermore.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Edgar Allen Prozac

Meet Thy Doom

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

Bashing french speaking Canadians just makes you look like a proper moron.

Strictly Ornamental.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

"Quoth."

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Horse Riding Trophy

The Tell-All Heart

'Student Driver'

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

'Wireless technology.'