Popeye Fans Prints

Tortoise eats spinach in order to compete with hare.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

'Nevermore.'

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

Winnie the Pooh bungey jumping

Edgar Allan Poe

Edgar Allen Prozac

"Vote the Raven: 'Never Trump!'"

Meet Thy Doom

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

If Dogs Made Perfume

'At least when they shear you, they finish the job... Look at me! I look ridiculous...'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Quoth."

"If you say 'Nevermore' one more time, I'll hold you in contempt."

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

Pinochio's dad hammering nails in to Pinochio's bottom

"Grumble all you want, but if you're not wearing your PPE, I won't let you use tools!"

Strictly Ornamental.

"Please confine your testimony to "Yes" or "No" answers and skip the "Nevermore" stuff, OK?"

Horse Riding Trophy

'Student Driver'

"Right or wrong he just bugs the shit out of me."

"Evermore?"

The Tell-All Heart

'If I really knew anything, would I be here with somebody's hand up my ass?'