Pop Sensation Supporters Gifts

"You'll have to chuck it back- it's Kylie Minnow."

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

The Music Lover.

Starfish doing the wave.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Justin Drew Bieber

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Ed Sheeran.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

"The Gig Economy's been good to me."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Lady Goo Goo Gaga.

Ken Dodd

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

Both listening to music on laptops. Devil says: 'I've got an exclusive upgrade to version 6.66.' The Devil has the best iTunes

Will Young

'Bloody good idea!'

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"Economic news? Are you kidding me? I'll give you some economic news. I'm driving a '92 Kia with no muffler, supporting my boyfriend until his standup career takes off, and paying for 2 implants. Do you know the sign for 'desperate'?"

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

Robbie Williams

Please Invest Generously

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

Michael Jackson

'I did okay here until that bloody Elvis impersonated turned up'

Lady Gaga

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'