Pop Sensation Supporters Gifts

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

The Music Lover.

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

'Bloody good idea!'

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"Economic news? Are you kidding me? I'll give you some economic news. I'm driving a '92 Kia with no muffler, supporting my boyfriend until his standup career takes off, and paying for 2 implants. Do you know the sign for 'desperate'?"

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

Please Invest Generously

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

'I caught five jellyfish today...Five different flavours.'

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'

'Ronan Keating just called-but it was a wrong number!'