Pop Sensation Enthusiast Pillows

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Walt Disney on ice."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Filet minion

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Hugh fans!"