Pop Princess Mugs

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

Tina Turner

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

"The next time we redecorate, how about if I choose the art?"

Ringo Starr

The band.

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"If that were a Jasper Johns, dear, we could sell it for three million dollars."

Singer and her microphone

Elton John

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Madonna and Child, 2008

Pete Townshend

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Elton John

"I got Golden Ash Blond No. 334, just like you said."

"Now that's art!"

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Electric guitar

David Hockney

Peter Gabriel

"Take us to Lady Gaga."

Madonna.

Celine Dion