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CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Cossack dancers

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

The last song before the party exploded.

Tina Turner

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

The return of the four sheepskins

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

The Echoes at Killarney

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

The Month of August

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Imagine Dragons

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Bassoon practice.