Pop Group Fanatic Pillows

'Is that you, Take That?'

Cimafunk

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Ray Davies

Robbie Williams

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The Little Drummer Boy.

Ozzy Osbourne

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Gangsta wrap.

Angus McKinnon Young

A 60's pop group

Robert Burns

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Imagine Dragons

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Guitar.

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'Didn't I tell you to take up some hobby other than opera?'

Marilyn Manson Fan.

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'Look, Dad - A punker!'