Pop Culture Satirist T-Shirts

Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice

Barbie movie

There's not much on except for the rubbish you're watching now.

Couch - Soft, squishy and voluminous organism whose unusual mode of reproduction involves locating itself near a television set and secreting a skin-absorbed retrovirus containing couch-genes.

'As her punishment, Martha Stewart will have to share a cell with Oscar Madison, the slob of 'The Odd Couple'...'

'These f****** pop stars are setting really f****** bad examples with their b***** lifestyles.'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

The Proust of Twitter

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.