Pop Culture Protagonist Gifts

"The hive mind has reached a consensus about 'Wolverine'."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

vaccine wars.

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

"Look! No hands!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

American Idle.

"Bloody hell!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Hugh fans!"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Kritik's Korner

Time Machine Collision

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference