Pop Can Protagonist Mugs

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

vaccine wars.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Look! No hands!"

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"You've changed."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

American Idle.

"Bloody hell!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Hugh fans!"

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Kritik's Korner

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Time Machine Collision

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr