Poop Joke Lover Prints

Dog waste bag

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

Toilet humour

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

WC problem.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Frog Flycatcher.

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"So tell me about your last poop."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Caveman creates wheel which he turns into a toilet seat.

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

Nature is not perfect

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."

If toilets could talk

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

Outhouse on Cliff.