Poop Joke Lover Prints

Dog waste bag

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Fly fishing.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

Toilet humour

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."

Outhouse on Cliff.

'Why do they refuse to drink water out of a bowl that's been left out for two hours, but go gaga over toilet water?'

The Thinker

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."

If toilets could talk