Poop Joke Fan T-Shirts

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"You must see someone about your problem."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Off Leash Dog Park

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Count Flatula

Clown Toilet Break

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Litterature

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

If toilets could talk

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

'I do an awful lot of business on the golf course.'

Men/Women/Santa.

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

'This villa in Spain - is the toilet standyupee or sittydownee?'