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'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

All dressed up and no place to go

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Richard the Turd

Hydration

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

'It was the only way he could fit us in at such short notice.'

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"You must see someone about your problem."

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

Off Leash Dog Park

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

Count Flatula

'Do you think we can afford better toilets?'...

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Clown Toilet Break

Litterature

Despite their efforts to be credible, the pro-dad group did nothing but raise a stink.

If toilets could talk

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

'I do an awful lot of business on the golf course.'

Men/Women/Santa.

'Another myth dispelled'