Poolside Procrastinator Mugs

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Serious Putty

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Fishy tail.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Wading Pool Watercolor

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

"This is a problem."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'