Poolside Procrastinator Mugs

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Serious Putty

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Fishy tail.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'Isn't it how you learnt to swim?'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Wading Pool Watercolor

"This is a problem."

Diving into a Fake Pool

Swimming

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."