Poolside Planner Pillows

Only eighty-six more days till summer!

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

On holiday.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'He lives for his holidays.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Perfect Cannonball

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"It looks brighter over there!"

Bankside

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Fishy tail.

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

Superman Going On Vacation.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Only two months since school started. How long do you get off for summer break, Rudy? Oh, months and months. Just to kick back, sleep in late, have a great time with zero responsibility. Waaaa. Introduction to sarcasm. And I get tons of recess.

A termite practical joke.