Poolside Cheerleader Prints

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I'm less a role model than a cautionary tale."

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

Jumping cheerleaders

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

"School starts soon...."

'Other dogs eat homework.'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Summer options for the young.

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."

"Your problem is that you see the glass as half-empty."

Come on England

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

Happy Birthday

Putney Princesses.

'That's my mom. The restraining order won't let her get within shouting distance of the ref.'

"There, did you see? She did it again!"