Pool Safety Expert Prints

Green Pastures Swimming Pool

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

No petting in the pool!

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'This place is a dive...'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"It's the deep end."

Refraction