Pool Maintenance Enthusiast Mugs

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cruise.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

When did you last have your oil changed?

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Swimming Champion.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Chick Billiard Ball

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Pool lovers

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'When I said shock the pool, I meant with chlorine!'

"It's not as deep as it looks - that's only a baby giraffe."

'Who ordered the pizza?'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'This place is a dive...'

First Dive