Pool Hall Owner Pillows

Chick Billiard Ball

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Beer Stall

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Sorry... We don't serve food here.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

To-Let Town Centre Map

The Reaper's Arms

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Sharing Drinks.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'I'm lookin' for the man who shot m' paw.'

'NEVER stand between a hippo and his watering hole!'

Mine Host.