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Poodle Perfumery Aficionado Prints
Express their passion for poodles and perfumery with our beautiful art prints. Perfect for decorating a home or office with personality and style.
"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."
Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.
"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."
Why Poodles Become Killers
Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"
'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.
"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."
A perm for a woman and her dog.
"Wanna go out?"
"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
An inbred poodle.
"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"
"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"
''Pet of the Year', That's me!'
"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."
Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.
'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'
Best in Heat.
'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'
"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.
Non-working dog, please help
A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!
'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'
'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...
"I got my hair straightened..."
Village Pet Shop.
Poodle Perfumery Aficionado Prints Collection
Poodle Perfumery Aficionado Mugs
Explore our charming collection of mugs ideal for poodle and perfume lovers eager to add a dash of humor and elegance to their mornings.
Poodle Perfumery Aficionado Pillows
Snuggle up with our delightful pillows, perfect for lovers of adorable poodles and elegant perfumes craving comfort and charm.
Poodle Perfumery Aficionado T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that perfectly match the interests of poodle aficionados who appreciate a touch of humor and sophistication in their casual wear.