"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"
Poodle Fashion Critic T-Shirts
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"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."
Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.
'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'
Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"
I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.
Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle
"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."
An inbred poodle.
'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'
'That guy is SO tacky.'
A perm for a woman and her dog.
"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."
"Wanna go out?"
"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
''Pet of the Year', That's me!'
"I'm about ready to forgive the French."
Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.
My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.
"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"
'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'
Best in Heat.
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.
'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'
Non-working dog, please help
The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.
A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!
'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'
Poodle Fashion Critic T-Shirts Collection
Poodle Fashion Critic Mugs
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Poodle Fashion Critic Prints
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