Poodle Admirer Mugs

'Bonjour, Comment vous appelez-vous Comprenez-vous Shucks, boys, this poodle is no more French than I am,'

Le Doggy Bag

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"I think I've just met my soul mate."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

An inbred poodle.

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

Jewdle

'Gossip gossip gossip: That's all they ever do at the coffee shop...'

Toy Poodle.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Wanna go out?"

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"What a PILF."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Teddy and friends.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Meow"

No, I don

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .