Pooch Devotee Prints

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Litterary Dogs.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dog Wrestling.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Best in Heat.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'