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'Another day another dollar Maurice, but boy do I hate kids!'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Pony Rides

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Stubborn Horses

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

Riding Accidents

Learning to Ride

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

Horse accidents

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

A pony's eyes will tell you a great deal about his character.

And balance with practice.

Grump Horse and Rider

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Make him warm and comfortable...

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

"Hello! They must have got a sniff of the lions over at Longleat again."

Merry Christmas Darling!

"You mark my words Mildred, we're going to have trouble with our girl when she grows up..."

Pony Ride in the Snow