Pony Pals Mugs

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"The fly count is high today so we need to pair up, and lets not have any fighting again over who pairs up with Marcus..."

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Victors

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"A little help, please."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

A Girl and Her Horse

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'