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'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Doubt or Certainy

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

"Why are we here?"

I am so late for a hair appointment

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

No Action Comics

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

'Make up your mind! Are you mulling or musing?'

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

'What were you thinking?'

Parmenides

Nigel finds the Higgs boson.

'I'm dubious. Neutrinos may be bigger than we thought, but they're not that big.'

Proponent of 11-dimensional supergravity trying to diagram it.

Man with a big question