Poncho Promoter Prints

"It's not a shawl, hombre - it's a hand-woven poncho."

A young Don King

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Litterary Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"He assured me the merger is nothing to worry about."

Spy Cameras

Peaceful holiday

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

If you pony is difficult to catch...take a good supply of lump sugar with you...and eat as much of it as you can.

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"It's not about win or lose. It's about how much money I'm going to make."

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

Privacy.

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"...and the undisputed winner is..."

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."

'My disclosure of the information you are requesting would violate HIPAA.'