Pompoms Prints

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

Like father like son.

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

The day after Father's Day.

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"Do you have any nectarines?"

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

Airport Cheerleader

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Dad, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

Interpretive Cheering

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.