Polyglot Wannabe Mugs

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"We could start a band."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

Snowman and his pc.

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Your Bath's Ready.

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

True North Moves Again.

Next time, bring a map.

Bilingual

A woman balances two men on a tightrope.

Professor Yomp at our Northern campus: Man waves from igloo doorway(Blubber research)

"You get to stay a year in Antarctica, while I have to stay here in Hawaii, to apply for grants to extend your research time there."

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

"Pierre Trudeau said to stay out of Canadian's bedrooms, but this interesting!"

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe