Polling Prodigy Prints

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Baseball Dreams

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'Oh yes, Steve is very smart. . . he even does the crossword puzzles in ink.'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

Dad was teaching me to play Texas hold em, now I own his car.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'He can't have that, can he, Mum - something beginning with M...Me?'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Poker at Docs.

Man on phone: 'Hi. My name is J8 I1 M3, and I think I'm addicted to Scrabble.'

'I think your son shows aptitude for become a pollster...'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"New! Crosscheckers! A game of strategy and vocabulary!"

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

"Should I practice my violin or my curve ball?"