Pollen Sneezer T-Shirts

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Hay fever hotline.

"Here's Pollen!"

'I love the smell of spring!'

'Hell for Bees.'

"Gesundheit!"

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"It's nice to stop and smell the roses, but with your allergies, keep going and Google them."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

'You surely don't expect me to do housework, with the pollen count as high as it is?'

Mile high Hayfever.

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

The Nectar Times

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"Fresh pollen?"

A heavy pollen count.

"Phil's made an effortless transition from cold and flu to allergy season."