Pollen Ponderer Prints

'I love the smell of spring!'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Get out of my face!"

Sun Flower.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

"Who's next?"

A bee and a flower are in bed.

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

This could be interesting...

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Square root of chicken is egg.

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Mom, it's doing it again'

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Happy Xmas!'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

The Fireside Jungle: But specimens should never be introduced unless you know how to look after them.

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."

'Hell for Bees.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'