Poll Analysis Mugs

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

Turkish Democracy

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

DUNVOTIN

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

'Which scares you most - Iran, North Korea, or the alternative minimum tax?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Katrina Pierson

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

Trump's Speechwriters

The Establishment Election

'My credibility is on the line with this speech.' 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Obama Campaign.

Words from a Senator.

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

Trump's time is running out