Politics Teacher Gifts

Randolph Churchill appointed Chancellor

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Support the Ex-Troops

Flags

They're Not Just That Into It

Pretty Flowers

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

US and the EU

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Archival Warfare

"It is we."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Harry S. Truman

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'