Politics Teacher Gifts

Randolph Churchill appointed Chancellor

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Flags

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"It is we."

US and the EU

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Harry S. Truman

Two Ways out of Iraq.

New Resident of Downing Street

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"