Politico-humor Lover Mugs

Is Abortion More Important Than Murder?

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Trump pardons

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Berlin Peace Movement

Archival Warfare

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Prostate: 51st State

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Totalitarian Humour

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

"How is it in Russia?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Sire, they also want dental."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".