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Politically Engaged Realist Prints
Decorate with purpose—our prints for the politically engaged realist feature sharp, insightful messages that inspire reflection and conversation at any spot in their space.
Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.
'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"
"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.
"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."
Scars and Bars
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."
City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"
"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."
The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...
The Atomium Bombs
"You never chase me through back yards anymore."
'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'
'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'
BNP legality response to court ruling.
Trump Tower
"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"
'Europe a fortress? What are you talking about?! Can't you see - the door's wide open!'
"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."
"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
We have control of you brain.
4,489 American troops lost their lives in Iraq, and thousands were seriously wounded for life. Some accounts say half a million Iraqis died because of the war. But you know what? If it turns out they all sacrificed in vain, then that's the most powerful reminder there is that wars of choice do not end well. ... In which case they did NOT sacrifice in vain. I've forgotten what you just said.
'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'
Voting Is Becoming Far More of an Adventure
Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer
'We can offer Volunteers a range of experiences including exhaustion, emotional overload, lack of support and stark terror.'
Taser incident.
"You can't expect me to be dependable all the time!"
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