Politically Engaged Couple Pillows

"Now Brexit's sorted we've nothing to talk about."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Couples' therapy

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

King Trump

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

Scars and Bars

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

Election 2020

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Don't you think we should wait to see the effects of the new tax code?"

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The Election Strategy

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

Donald Trump

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

Trump Tower

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

'Europe a fortress? What are you talking about?! Can't you see - the door's wide open!'

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

"Remember when we used to wonder whether to kiss on the first date?"

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'